“I’ma come at you like a spider monkey!”
Now, some of you are probably saying, Dana, why the hell did you just post a video with little or no affiliation with paintball?
I’ll tell you why. That line “I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!” is exactly what you should be saying for paintball.
Oddly enough, bouncing around in a squatting position is one of the most agile, flexible, and mobile positions that you can assume when playing pretty much any bunker. It makes you look like a crazed spider monkey, but that’s okay. My friend Sam was playing all day in that position, and did pretty damn well. Of course, he’s also a lot better than me anyway, but that spider monkey position is pretty incredible.
As soon as I have video, I’ll put it up.



January 15th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Lmao, that’s the greatest clip yet, except for Wayne’s World. I’m about to watch yesterdays vid right now.