Fugliest Equipment in Paintball - Part 1
Not everything in life is pretty, and there are so many things out there that don’t need looks. All they need is to accomplish the task, whatever it may be. But we all know paintball is about looks. It’s all about who has the sexiest gat on the field, whether it be a Dynasty Shocker, 07 Ego, etc. I think I’ve found a few items that completely fail in the looks category – items that I really just don’t know how they came into being, how much crack the creator had smoked before planning these out.
Numero Uno: Alien Interceptor – I…really don’t know what to say about this one. It’s simply just ugly.
Number Two: Ventz. What the hell. I’m not sure what they were going for. My guess is something futuristic, but somehow managed to come out looking like death.
Number three: Tippmann Triumph – Since when did paintball turn into NERF??
Okay So I went to find some pics of it, and I’m beginning to think Tippmann is deleting everything that they can, to cover up the ugly they released. If I find one I’ll let you know.
Edit: Found a pic from XtremePaintball. Too bad, this post didn’t even need more ugly.
And finally: The Kingman FASTA loader – Like I’ve said before, it’s a freaking nuclear sub! Just look at it! Ohhhh the humanity, it’s just so fugly!
That’s all for now. I think we’ll be able to turn this into something of a series, because God knows there’s more to come.
January 23rd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
We’ve got ‘em at
http://www.anythingxtreme.com/Triumph-Paintball-Guns-C4299.aspx
As an Xtreme employee, I’m not allowed to comment on the guns.
January 23rd, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Bahahaha. Yeah, I’ll go ahead and slap a pic up there from Xtreme. Thanks for the pic, Stephen!