Big News From Spyder! 07 Sonix, 07 Victor
Rejoice! Spyder hath released brand new killing machines under the names of “Sonix” and “Victor”. That’s right, delay your 07 gun purchases no longer, you can now buy these gun in assorted flavors all over the internet for not-so-surprisingly low prices!
Now, seriously folks, these guns aren’t bad per se. They just aren’t really anything new. Let’s look at the features that are actually useful.
And looking… and looking… oh here’s one!
Rubber grips. Those old plastic grips Spyders used to ship with were damn uncomfortable.
And another! New Spyders come stock with 9.5 inch barrels. ONE POINT FIVE inches longer than the old standard of 8. How ’bout them apples.
Uhm… okay, well that’s about it. So go buy them Spyders. Only 70 or 80 bucks. (Honest opinion, these guns are fine. But only just.)
*EDIT*
OMFG, it finally happened. Evan and I posted about the same subject. Which I blame his ass for, ‘cos I wrote this last night, and he definitely hadn’t posted it by then.
On another embarrassing note, I misspelled Spyder as Spider. Sweet Baby Jesus, what was I thinking? Actually, I really wasn’t. It was the whole “Writing at 1 in the morning, after a 20 hour day” thing. Sorry to all who were traumatized and/or put into medical treatment after laughing so hard from our n00bish mistakes.
April 27th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Spider? Spider?? SPIDER?!?!?!!!!!??!!111one?
Man, I hope that’s the auto spell-check at work there. Pyranhas are better anywayz.
April 30th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
What’s funny, is after working on a paintball website for six years, I spell “spider” as “spyder” when I’m referring to the insect.
I suck.