Best Brilliant Ideas of Paintball Journal
In the nine months that I’ve been here, there have certainly been some interesting moments. Who could forget the first time Evan scoffed at my insane drills and inventions, or the first time that someone I didn’t know laughed at something I wrote! Ah, what good days.
Here are some of the best… er, most fondly remembered ideas that have been produced and found by the brilliant writers here at Paintball Journal.
Most Useless Mod
An amazingly useless mod for a hopper.
Awkward…
Ten extremely awkward places to play. Give ‘em a try sometime, let me know how it goes.
Get With It!
Where I tease pro paintballers about their lack of keeping up with the Joneses.
Safety Tips
Top ten gun safety tips, including one of my favorites, “Keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippy or communist.”
Potato Sack Paintball
I don’t really know how to describe this one… I really don’t.
Confuse Thy Enemies
“8. Affix a ‘bayonet’ to the end of your gun. Signal the charge. Entire team charges the enemy’s position with paintbrush bayonets.”
Cheapest Ion Body Ever
Coincidentally, also the most cardboard Ion body ever.


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