10 Ways to Keep Your Opponents Confused
You really want to throw your opponents for a loop? I mean really mess with their heads? Then try these 10 things that might get you bonus balled.
1) Mid-game conversations. Talk with your team mates about the episode of your favorite TV show last night, or the latest celebrity gossip, or who your best mate’s dating.
2) Keep calling for your opponents to check themselves for paint. Over, and over, and over.
3) Don’t shoot at all. Run and hide. Try to make as little noise as possible. Trust me, it’s an eerie effect.
4) The dead man’s walk. This one is a bit challenging, and extremely ballsy. You have to stand up like you got hit, making no indication that you were hit other than the fact that you are walking towards the deadbox with a decidedly glum air about you. This can only be used in certain situations that allow you to walk downfield when you get hit.
5) Even when all your guys are dead, keep talking like they are still alive.
6) Insult your opponents in the lamest ways possible. Tell them their “mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
7) Begin wasting your team mates.
Affix a ‘bayonet’ to the end of your gun. Signal the charge. Entire team charges the enemy’s position with paintbrush bayonets.
9) Throw spent pods at opponents. Works better if in the midst of a gunfight. Snap out and throw.
10) Jump. Up and down, in a stand up. Most moronic thing you can do in-game, I swear.
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