10 Things Not to Say to a Woman at the Field
Ten things not to say to a woman at the paintball field, or if you’re feeling particularly ballsy, go for it! Just remember to take pictures or video of how she responds and send it to us! We’d very much like to see how hard you get owned.
1. Will you help me screw this in?
2. I seem to have lost my condom, may I borrow yours?
3. You’ve got a serious problem when your pods are bigger than your hopper.
4. Are those my balls on your face?
5. See, like this. All you do is aim and shoot.
6. Will you hold my balls?
7. I didn’t know girls played paintball!
8. I never thought I’d see the day when a girl could handle her balls better than I can handle my own.
9. Stand back babe, I’ll show you how a real pro does it.
10. Whenever is comes down to playing dirty, you always want a wide spread on the field.
Okay, okay. To be fair I guess we need a few lines that the ladies can say.
1. Wow, your balls are dimply!
2. Are all of them Stubbies? Your tank that is.
3. Yeah, I have a 16�. What about it?
Well I tried anyways, haha.
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